I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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