glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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