Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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