what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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