I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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