WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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