Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had