I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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