remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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