Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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