How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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