i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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