i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.