I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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