Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her