Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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