have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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