Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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