How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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