When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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