whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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