How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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