The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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