The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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