i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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