Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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