she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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