After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
nutella sex= disaster
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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