umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It's official drugs can't kill me
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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