I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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