Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
another moral hangover. fuck.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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