after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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