were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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