areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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