Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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