ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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