Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I party with great urgency now.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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