Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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