feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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