do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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