I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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