The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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