I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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