dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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