they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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