Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Randomize
