walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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