i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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