the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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