I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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