You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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