I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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