fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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