Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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